phsycotoad 2009-02-03 18:17:31

Scientology. That wacky religion you hear celebrities go to? pure evil in my opinion. they ask you for large fixed fees to join there "church". get sick? dont bother with hospital, go to your friendly scientology hopspital! they'll feed you vitamins till you expire, then they'll dump you in the river.. or you escape with everything but your sanity.. strip down naked, and jump out a window! (real examples. batteries not included)

Scientologists believe that 100 zillion years ago this guy called xenu who put all these humans together around earths main volcanoes and detonated hydrogen bombs in all of them! Aparrantly when every1 died it released these things called thetas (souls?) And they tried to escape but xenu trapped them all on earth and today we all have a thetan inside us that creates diseases and wars and all that bull sh*t.

the cult*ehem* religion was created by a man trying to get rich quick and who was on the magic mushroom. i think this has something to do with lucy in the sky and those god damn diamonds.

Oh yeah and i reckon john travolta's son, jet's death is scientology related. What do you think?

i THINK its bullshit how i can copy and paste ur thing and it not say ur copying him n shoot me

nah jk its fucking retarded
omg teh aolens are attacking

Royerskater1015 2009-02-03 18:38:56

Telling the truth anyone can find flaws in any religion......So I prefer to not have one....All I know is that I'll stick to my psychedelics while the world fights for the "better" religion...

2ndFoxChild 2009-02-03 19:07:01

so they believe an alien fell into a volcano and we were born out of cabbage batches...............they should stick to acting and never speak

awsome-o123 2009-02-05 19:22:12

I see, well all religions are equily wacky, so by that logic, your religion is equily crazy!

evil-marshmallow 2009-02-19 10:49:50

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT U COCKMONGLING DICKWEED