Scientology. That wacky religion you hear celebrities go to? pure evil in my opinion. they ask you for large fixed fees to join there "church". get sick? dont bother with hospital, go to your friendly scientology hopspital! they'll feed you vitamins till you expire, then they'll dump you in the river.. or you escape with everything but your sanity.. strip down naked, and jump out a window! (real examples. batteries not included)
Scientologists believe that 100 zillion years ago this guy called xenu who put all these humans together around earths main volcanoes and detonated hydrogen bombs in all of them! Aparrantly when every1 died it released these things called thetas (souls?) And they tried to escape but xenu trapped them all on earth and today we all have a thetan inside us that creates diseases and wars and all that bull sh*t.
the cult*ehem* religion was created by a man trying to get rich quick and who was on the magic mushroom. i think this has something to do with lucy in the sky and those god damn diamonds.
Oh yeah and i reckon john travolta's son, jet's death is scientology related. What do you think?
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Scientology. That wacky religion you hear celebrities go to? pure evil in my opinion. they ask you for large fixed fees to join there "church". get sick? dont bother with hospital, go to your friendly scientology hopspital! they'll feed you vitamins till you expire, then they'll dump you in the river.. or you escape with everything but your sanity.. strip down naked, and jump out a window! (real examples. batteries not included)
Scientologists believe that 100 zillion years ago this guy called xenu who put all these humans together around earths main volcanoes and detonated hydrogen bombs in all of them! Aparrantly when every1 died it released these things called thetas (souls?) And they tried to escape but xenu trapped them all on earth and today we all have a thetan inside us that creates diseases and wars and all that bull sh*t.
the cult*ehem* religion was created by a man trying to get rich quick and who was on the magic mushroom. i think this has something to do with lucy in the sky and those god damn diamonds.
Oh yeah and i reckon john travolta's son, jet's death is scientology related. What do you think?
i THINK its bullshit how i can copy and paste ur thing and it not say ur copying him n shoot me
nah jk its fucking retarded
omg teh aolens are attacking